Listen, bikers are a sympathetic bunch - as long as your plight involves motorcycles or motorcycling. Boogers Okay, the science behind biker boogers is far too intricate for an article such as this (a website such as Ride Apart). I’m simply stating what anyone who rides knows, and that is this: motorcycling builds boogers. If you can’t deal with all the above caveats, then perhaps you should consider looking for Mr. If you can, please call Wes Siler at: (213) 555-9999.
Otherwise, we’re likely to be nodding and sighing and not paying much attention at all. Anal Suppository Laxatives Required after heavy painkillers, and impossible to insert yourself if arms (or shoulders, or ribs, or collarbones, or … This item, submitted by our hipster-in-chief, actually never occurred to me. It creates them, it molds them, and it manufactures them to excess, until they need to be excavated. Tell us, why your bike does or does not make you dateable.
Wednesday’s article, 10 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date a Motorcyclist caused quite a reaction, not just because of the suppository laxatives and not least from readers who disagreed.
Instead, expect to end up getting to know each other better over a mess o’ribs at Steak N’ Steer. We’re Taking Your Car Unless you’re willing to have a major hair-do altering experience, you should expect to drive.
You could be escorting the new gal to her pearl-pink Vespa, but all’s that psycho sees is “BIKER-CHICK”. As any man in a steady, co-habitative relationship with a woman knows, in order to maintain emotional homeostasis, all big purchases (doesn’t matter what for), must be approved by the female. Why, with my vast knowledge of spinal anatomy and physiology, I estimate riding solo could extend the total life-time and ride-years of the average 30 year-old rider by a good 17.4 years*, simply by removing the added physical burden of a passenger. Dating a woman who rides her own bike is actually healthy for you.
In the twisted hierarchy of feminine badasses, we’re sort of up there. (*= a completely arbitrary statistic for which I claim full artistic license and hereby disavow any claim, real or otherwise, regarding actual health benefits).
We're always willing to help out other motorcyclists, and generally have an elevated sense of the world around us.
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And even if there is a blizzard, chances are your biker buddy is in the garage, cursing over a pile of bolts and cotter pins and wondering: how in God’s name are there are parts left over? If We Are Around, We’re Late In the market for a gentleman? We Don’t Have (Much) Money Oh sure, there’s enough in the kitty for a burger and a beer, or maybe even to catch a flick. Let me be perfectly clear: Any hot single guy under 40 with a beautiful bike is likely to be as destitute as they come.